Good News

Well, I’ve got a really amazing article coming up for a magazine.
I know a lot of people who wind up doing articles on “how to save money on car insurance” and “how to prevent mold” and such. I respect people cutting their teeth on those but I’ve been holding out for something better, however questionable [...]

Into the New

I am fed up with the fogies, the nepotists, the hazers, the losers, the pretenders, the old men in rocking chairs who wax about how hard they had it.
Watch the news. When you see that guy who commits the grizzly murder or mauls his way through the lives of unsuspecting people in some inevitably brutal [...]

Broken Pterodactyl

I loved Transformers as a child. Family members would pick them up for me just to see me click and twist my way through them without reading the instructions.
I simultaneously loved and loathed applying each sticker oh-so-carefully with my tiny, trembling hands.
I cried when Optimus Prime died. I empathized with Rodimus and rooted for Starscream [...]